The
black lung is an excruciating disease that kills those who suffer from it a
slow and painful death after years of backbreaking work in a dark, depressing
mine. Luckily, those that mined Spiennes presumably died of old age long before
Ben Stiller uttered his famous Zoolander line. Unless there is some Belgian man
out there who happens to be 6,312 years old, give or take ten years.
Sigar is the one in the red at the top right. Aquinas isn't pictured because he is preparing a 2x4, to knock Sigar the F#$K out. |
The
mines are some of the oldest in Europe dating back to around 4300 BC. Neolithic
Belgians apparently used the flint mines to create axes. Those axes were then
used to undertake a massive deforestation process in Europe so that the new way
of living could be done, farming. The mines stretch over a range of 100
hectares and show man’s technological transition from open mining to full blown underground
mining. Though there is scant evidence to deny the claim, I highly doubt that
the mines ever saw a merman tell his fellow miners that, “water is the essence
of wetness”. Such poetic philosophy would not be seen in Belgium until Sigar of
Brobant talked some nonsense about what is true in philosophy may be false in
religion and what is true in religion may be false in philosophy. If Jon Voight had been there he would have chided Sigar with some cutting remark about thanking God that Sigar's mother dying before she realized what a nitwit he had become. But, he wasn’t.
So St. Thomas Aquinas stepped up to begin bashing Sigar’s flip-flop
politics and philosophical quipping.
Smack down from the gordo with a lazy eye. Je ne veux pas te faire de peine Sigar.
Mais d’un autre coté… raccrocher brutalement!
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